| Chat Room Acronyms | |
| A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W XYZ | |
| 121 | One To One |
| 1FTR | One For The Road |
| 3CG | Three Car Garage |
| 24/7 | 24 hours a day, 7 days a week |
| A | |
| A/S | Age/Sex |
| A/S/L | Age/Sex/Location |
| ASL | Age/Sex/Location |
| AA | Adios Amigo |
| AAAAA | American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| AATk | Always At The Keyboard |
| ABT | About |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete |
| ACK | Acknowledged |
| ACRONYM | Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning |
| ADN | Any Day Now |
| AFAIAA | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR | As Far As I Recall |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAYC | As Far As You're Concerned |
| AFAYK | As Far As You Know |
| AFB | Away From Brain |
| AFC | Away From Computer |
| AFCPS | Any Fool Can Plainly See |
| AFDA | A Few Days Ago |
| AFDB | A Few Days Back |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| AFTP | Anonymous File Transfer Protocol |
| AI | As If! OR Artificial Intelligence |
| AIH | As It Happens |
| AIIC | As If I Care |
| AIR | As I Recall |
| AIS | As I Said |
| AISB | As I Said Before |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AIUI | As I Understand It |
| AIW | As It Was OR As It Were |
| AKA | Also Known As |
| ALA | As Long As |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible |
| AMAP | As Many As Possible |
| AMF | Adios My Friend OR All My Fault |
| AMIGA | A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction |
| AML | All My Love |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| ANSI | American National Standards Institute |
| AOL | America On-Line OR Always Online |
| APAC | All Praise And Credit |
| ARE | Acronym-Rich Environment |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASCII | American Standard Code for Information Interchange |
| ASF | And So Forth |
| ASO | And So On |
| ATB | All The Best |
| ATM | Automatic Teller Machine OR At The Moment |
| ATSL | Along The Same Line |
| ATTN | Attention |
| ATTYOB | Anything That Turns You On Baby |
| AWCIGO | And Where Can I Get One |
| AWGTHTGTATA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again? |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? |
| AWHFY | Are We Having Fun Yet? |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| AWS | As We Speak |
| AWYR | Awaiting Your Reply |
| AYBABTU | All Your Base Are Belong To Us |
| AYCOOYM | Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind |
| AYF | All Your Fault |
| AYK | As You Know |
| AYOR | At Your Own Risk |
| AYPI | And Your Point Is |
| AYT | Are You There? |
| B | |
| B/C | Because |
| B2U | Back To You |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| BAB | Build A Bridge |
| BAC | By Any Chance OR Back At Computer |
| BAD | Bad As Designed |
| BAF | Brain Already Fried |
| BAIC | Boy, Am I Confused |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BANANA | Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody |
| BAS | Big @$$ Smile |
| BASIC | Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
| BB | Be Back |
| BBFN | Bye Bye For Now |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBML | Be Back Much Later |
| BBN | Bye Bye Now |
| BBR | Burnt Beyond Repair |
| BBS | Be Back Soon |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BBW | Big Beautiful Women |
| BC | Because |
| BCC | Blind Carbon Copy |
| BCNU | Be Seeing You |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| BF | Boyfriend |
| BFBI | Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance |
| BFFL | Best Friends For Life |
| BFI | Brute Force and Ignorance |
| BFMI | Brute Force and Massive Ignorance |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BFOG | Blouse Full Of Goodies |
| BG | Big Grin |
| BGUTI | Better Get Used To It |
| BH | Better Half |
| BIC | Back In Character OR Best In Class |
| BICBW | But I Could Be Wrong |
| BIL | Brother In Law |
| BION | Believe It Or Not |
| BITD | Beaten It To Death |
| BK | Because |
| BKA | Better Known As |
| BKAM | Between Keyboard And Monitor |
| BL | Belly Laughing |
| BLT | Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato |
| BLTN | Better Late Than Never |
| BM | Bite Me |
| BMB | Bite My Butt |
| BMOC | Big Man On Campus |
| BMTIPG | Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BNI | Batteries Not Included |
| BOC | But Of Course |
| BOF | Boring Old Fart OR Birds Of A Feather |
| BOFH | Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| BOL | Best Of Luck |
| BOS | Big Orange Switch |
| BOT | Back On Topic |
| BOTE | Back Of The Envelope |
| BOTEC | Back Of The Envelope Calculation |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRBGTGP | Be Right Back Got To Go Pee |
| BRGDS | Best Regards |
| BRS | Big Red Switch |
| BS | Big Smile OR Bull $#!* |
| BSF | But Seriously Folks |
| BSG | Big Smiling Grin OR Broad Sweeping Generalization |
| BSOD | Blue Screen Of Death |
| BST | But Seriously Though |
| BTA | But Then Again |
| BTAICBW | But Then Again I Could Be Wrong |
| BTAIM | Be That As It May |
| BTC | Biting The Carpet |
| BTDT | Been There, Done That |
| BTFT | Been There Fixed That |
| BTHOM | Beats The Hell Outta Me! |
| BTK | Back To Keyboard |
| BTOBD | Be There Or Be Dead |
| BTU | Back To You |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BTY | Back To You |
| BUAF | Butt Ugly ASCII Font |
| BUAG | Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic |
| BUGS | Bloody User Generated Symptoms |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know |
| BWFH | Bastard Webmaster From Hell |
| BWK | Big Wet Kiss |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BWQ | Buzz Word Quotient |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know |
| BWTHDIK | But What The Heck Do I Know |
| BWTHWIK | But What The Heck Would I Know |
| BWWIK | But What Would I Know |
| BYKT | But You Knew That |
| BYKTA | But You Knew That Already |
| BYOB | Bring Your Own Bottle OR Bring Your Own Booze |
| BYORL | Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher |
| C | |
| C | Cool OR See |
| C&G | Chuckle and Grin |
| C/O | In Care Of |
| C4N | Ciao For Now |
| CADET | Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try |
| CATCH | Come Again? That Can't Help! |
| CB | Call Back |
| CBL | Come Back Later |
| CBT | Crying Big Tears |
| CC | Carbon Copy |
| CE | Creative Editing |
| CFD | Call For Discussion |
| CFV | Call For Votes |
| CIC | Christ, I'm Confused |
| CICO | Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CID | Crying In Disgrace |
| CIO | Cut It Out |
| CIS | Computer Information System |
| CLAB | Crying Like A Baby |
| CLI | Command Line Interface |
| CLM | Career Limiting Move |
| CLOAKA | Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms |
| CMIIW | Correct Me If I'm Wrong |
| CNG | Chuckle And Grin |
| CNP | Continued In Next Post |
| CO | Conference |
| COB | Close Of Business |
| COBOL | Programming Language |
| COD | Cash On Delivery |
| COI | Come On In |
| COO | Come On Over |
| COTFL | Crawling On The Floor Laughing |
| CP | Chat Post, Copy Protection, Child Protection |
| CPF | Can Pigs Fly? |
| CRADM | Can't Remember A D@%& Thing |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A F@#$%&* Thing |
| CRBT | Crying Real Big Tears |
| CRPG | Character Role Playing Game OR Computer Role Playing Game |
| CRS | Can't Remember $#!* |
| CS | Cop Shop |
| CSG | Chuckle, Snicker, Grin |
| CSS | Can't Stop Smiling |
| CSW | Can't See Why |
| CSY | Can't Stop Yawning |
| CTTD | Cute Things They Do |
| CTTS | Cute Things They Say |
| CU | See You |
| CU2 | See You, Too |
| CUA | Commonly Used Acronym OR Common User Access |
| CUIAL | See You In Another Life |
| CUIC | See You In Church |
| CUL | Catch You Later OR See You Later |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CUL8TR | See You Later |
| CUO | See You Online |
| CUS | See You Soon |
| CUZ | Because |
| CW | Complete Wank |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CYA | Cover Your @$$ OR See You |
| CYAL8R | See You Later |
| CYL | See You Later |
| CYM | Check Your Mail |
| CYO | See You Online |
| CYPUWIPD | Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down |
| D | |
| D&C | Duck And Cover |
| D/L | DownLoad OR Down Low |
| DAP | Parents Against Dyslexia |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBA | Doing Business As |
| DBAI | Designed By An Idiot |
| DBN | Doing Business, Not |
| DD | Dreaded Disease, Dear Daughter, Darling Daughter |
| DEC | Do Expect Cut |
| DEGT | Don't Even Go There |
| DEU | Dumb End User |
| DFU | Don't Forget Units |
| DGT | Don't Go There |
| DH | Dick Head |
| DIIK | *&^%ed If I Know |
| DIIN | *&^%ed If I Know |
| DIKU | Do I Know You? |
| DIKY | Do I Know You? |
| DIL | Daughter In Law |
| DINK | Double Income, No Kids |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DK | Don't Know |
| DKU | Drop Kick Ugly |
| DL | Download OR Dead Link |
| DLG | Devilish Little Grin |
| DLN | Don't Leave Now |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTDHYWTGLSY | Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya |
| DMML | Don't Make Me Laugh |
| DNA | Did Not Answer |
| DOA | Dead On Arrival OR Dead or Alive |
| DOB | Day Of Birth |
| DOM | Dirty Old Man |
| DOS | Disk Operating System |
| DQMOT | Don't Quote Me On This |
| DRA | Don't Recognize Acronyms |
| DSH | Desperately Seeking Help |
| DTD | Document Type Definition |
| DTHT | Delighted To Hear That |
| DTOKAB | Drop To One Knee And Blow |
| DTP | DeskTop Publishing |
| DTRT | Do The Right Thing |
| DUCT | Did You See That? |
| DUCWIC | Do You See What I See? |
| DUK | Dead Upon Keyboard |
| DW | Don't Worry |
| DWAI | Don't Worry About It |
| DWIM | Do What I Mean |
| DWIMC | Do What I Mean, Correctly |
| DWIMNWIS | Do What I Mean, Not What I Say |
| DWISNWID | Do What I Say, Not What I Do |
| DWOL | Drunk While On Line |
| DYE | *&^% Your Eyes |
| DYHABF | Do You Have A Boyfriend? |
| DYHAGF | Do You Have A Girlfriend? |
| DYHWIH | Do You Hear What I Hear? |
| DYJHI | Don't You Just Hate It |
| DYJHIW | Don't You Just Hate It When |
| DYJHIWTH | Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens |
| DYSWIS | Do You See What I See |
| DYT | Don't You Think |
| DYTS | Don't You Think So |
| E | |
| E2EG | Ear To Ear Grin |
| ECP | Excessive Cross Posting |
| ED | Emotionally Disturbed |
| EDP | Emotionally Disturbed Person |
| EG | Evil Grin OR Example (Also e.g.) |
| EGBOK | Everythin's Going To Be Okay |
| EGC | Extrememly Gruntled Customer |
| EIF | Exercise In Futility |
| EM4BI | Excuse Me For Butting In |
| EMFBI | Excuse Me For Butting In |
| EMML | E-mail Me Later |
| EMP | Excessive Multiple Posting OR Electro Magnetic Pulse |
| EMS | E-Mail Shorthand |
| EMSG | Email Message |
| ENQ | Enquire |
| EOB | End Of Business |
| EOD | End Of Discussion |
| EOF | End Of File |
| EOL | End Of Lecture |
| EOM | End Of Message |
| EOQ | End Of Question/Quote |
| EOS | End Of Show/Story |
| EOT | End Of Thread/Transmission |
| ESOSL | Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter |
| ESP | Especially |
| ETA | Estimated Time of Arrival |
| ETD | Estimated Time of Departure |
| ETLA | Extended Three Letter Acronym |
| EZ | Easy |
| F | |
| F2F | Flesh To Flesh OR Face To Face |
| FAAK | Falling Asleep At Keyboard |
| FAFWOA | For A Friend Without Access |
| FAQ | Frequently Asked Questions |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Question(s) List |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FC | Fingers Crossed |
| FCFS | First Come, First Served |
| FCOL | For Crying Out Loud |
| FDROTFL | Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| FF | French Fry |
| FGS | For Goodness' Sake |
| FICCL | Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less |
| FIFO | First In, First Out |
| FIL | Father In Law |
| FIOFYF | Figure It Out For Yourself, F@#$%& |
| FISH | First In, Still Here |
| FITB | Fill In The Blank |
| FIWOBATLAAI | F$%&ing Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er |
| FKMFATIFKYB | French Kiss My Furry @$$ 'Til It French Kisses You Back! |
| FMN | Forget Me Not |
| FMTEYEWTK | Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMTUEWTK | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMTUEW2K | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMTUW2K | Far More Than You Wanted To Know |
| FMTYEW2K | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMTYEWTK | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMTYW2K | Far More Than You Wanted To Know |
| FMTYWTK | Far More Than You Wanted To Know |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FOAFOAG | Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend |
| FOAG | Father Of A Girlfriend |
| FOC | Free Of Charge |
| FOCLMAO | Fell Off Chair Laughin My @$$ Off |
| FOD | Finger Of Death |
| FOMCL | Falling Off My Chair Laughing |
| FOS | Freedom Of Speech OR Full Of $#!* |
| FOT | Full Of Tripe |
| FOTCL | Falling Off The Chair Laughing |
| FPS | First Person Shooter, For Pete's Sake, Frames Per Second |
| FRE | Frequently Requested Enhancement |
| FRZ | Fruitin' Religious Zealot |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTBOMH | From The Bottom Of My Heart |
| FTF | Face To Face |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTP | File Transfer Protocol |
| FTS | Fixin' To Start |
| FTTT | From Time To Time |
| FU | Follow-Up, F@#$%& Up, Future Use, F$%& You |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt |
| FUP | Follow Up |
| FUP2 | Follow Up To |
| F'UP2 | Follow Up To |
| FURTB | Full Up Ready To Burst |
| FUT | Follow-Up To |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FWMAYOR | F$%& With Me At Your Own Risk |
| FYE | For Your Entertainment |
| FYEO | For Your Eyes Only |
| FYG | For Your Guidance |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| G | |
| G | Grin |
| G1 | Good One |
| G2G | Got To Go |
| G2SU | Glad To See You |
| G2SY | Glad To See You |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAC | Get A Clue |
| GAFIA | Get Away From It All |
| GAFM | Get Away From Me |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GALL | Get A Life, Loser |
| GAP | Girls Against Pregnancy |
| GASP | Go Away, Silly Person |
| GB | God Bless |
| GBH | Great Big Hug |
| GBH&K | Great Big Hug & Kiss |
| GBH&KB | Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back |
| GBKU | God Bless and Keep You |
| GBTM | Get Back To Me |
| GBY | God Bless You |
| GC | Garbage Collect |
| GD&H | Grinning, Ducking & Hiding |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking & Running |
| GD&RF | Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast |
| GD&RVVF | Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast |
| GD&W | Grinning, Ducking & Weaving |
| GD&WVVF | Grinning, Ducking, And Walking Very, Very Fast |
| GDNR | Grinning, Ducking And Running |
| GDNRVVF | Grinning, Ducking And Running Very Very Fast |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GFAK | Go Fly A Kite |
| GFC | Going For Coffee |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GFR | Grim File Reaper |
| GG | Gotta Go, Go Girl, Good Game |
| GGC | Goo Goo Cluster |
| GGG | Giggle |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GGP | Gotta Go Pee |
| GH | Getting Hard |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIRO | Garbage In, Rubbish Out |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I'd Said That |
| GJ | Good Job |
| GL | Good Luck |
| GLG | Good Looking Girl |
| GLGH | Good Luck And Good Hunting |
| GM | Good Morning OR Got Milk |
| GMAB | Give Me A Break |
| GMBO | Giggling My Butt Off |
| GMT | Greenwich Mean Time |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GN | Good Night |
| GO | Get Out |
| GOB | Good'Ol Boy |
| GOI | Get Over It |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| GOL | Giggling Out Loud |
| GOOH | Get Out Of Here |
| GOOMF | Get Out Of My Face |
| GOOML | Get Out Of My Life |
| GOTFIA | Groaning On The Floor In Agony |
| GOWI | Get On With It |
| GPF | General Protection Fault |
| GPY | Grumpy |
| GR | Get Real |
| GR&D | Grinning, Running, And Ducking |
| GR8 | Great |
| GRUIT | Get Real You Impudent Thing |
| GSHIWMP | Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants |
| GTBOS | Glad To Be Of Service |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTH | Go To Hell |
| GTP | Gone To Pee |
| GTSU | Glad To See You |
| GTSY | Glad To See You |
| GTTB | Gee That's Too Bad |
| GUI | Graphical User Interface |
| GW | Getting Wet |
| GWATCDR | God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise |
| H | |
| H | Hug |
| H&K | Hug(s) and Kiss(s) |
| H2 | How To |
| HAB | Hot Asian Babe |
| HABU | Have A Better 'Un |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGU | Have A Good 'Un |
| HAK | Hugs and kisses |
| HAND | Have A Nice Day |
| HB | Hug Back |
| HCB | Holy Cow, Batman! |
| HF | Have Fun |
| HH | Holding Hands |
| HHGTTG | Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame |
| HHO1/2K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOJ | Ha Ha, Only Joking |
| HHOK | Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HHOS | Ha Ha, Only Serious |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| HIB | Have I Been |
| HIG | How's it Going? |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| HILIACACLO | Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off |
| HIWTH | Hate It When That Happens |
| HLOL | Hysterically Laughing Out Loud |
| HLV | Hasta La Vista |
| HLVB | Hasta La Vista, Baby |
| HMP | Help Me Please |
| HMT | Here's My Try |
| HOMPR | Hang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing |
| HORU | How Old Are You |
| HP | Home Page |
| HSIK | How Should I Know |
| HSP | Highly Sensitive Person |
| HTB | Heavens To Betsy |
| HTFSIK | How The F$%& Should I Know |
| HTH | Happy To Help OR Hope That/This Helps |
| HTML | Hyper Text Markup Language |
| HTSI | Hope That Sinks In |
| HTTP | HyperText Transfer Protocol |
| HUA | Heads Up A$$hole |
| HUB | Head Up Butt |
| HUF | Horny Unattached Female |
| HUM | Horny Unattached Male |
| HW | Hardware |
| HWMBI | He Who Must Be Ignored |
| HWUA | Head Way Up @$$ |
| I | |
| IAAA | I Am An Accountant |
| IAAL | I Am A Lawyer |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IAIYH | It's All In Your Head |
| IANAA | I Am Not An Accountant |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IANALBIPOOTV | I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On Tv |
| IANYM | In A New York Minute |
| IARTPFWTSIOWIM | I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means |
| IASH | I Am So Horny |
| IBB | I'll Be Back |
| IBC | Inadequate, But Cute |
| IBM | Internationial Business Machine |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IC | I See |
| ICB | I Care Because |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| ICIHICPCL | I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less |
| ICMP | Internet Control Message Protocol |
| ICTYBTIHTKY | I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You |
| ICUR | I See You Are |
| ICYDK | In Case You Didn't Know |
| ICYI | In Case You're Interested |
| IDBI | I Don't Believe It |
| IDBY | I Don't Believe You |
| IDC | I Don't Care |
| IDD | Indeed |
| IDGI | I Don't Get It |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| IDM | It Doesn't Matter |
| IDMM | It Doesn't Matter to Me |
| IDMTM | It Doesn't Matter To Me |
| IDT | I Don't Think |
| IDTS | I Don't Think So |
| IDTT | I'll Drink To That |
| IDU | I Don't Understand |
| IE | Internet Explorer |
| IFF | If and only If |
| IGGNLTL | I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later |
| IGP | I Gotta Pee |
| IGTP | I Get The Point |
| IHA | I Hate Acronyms |
| IHATCFYB | I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body! |
| IHTBS | It Has To Be Shown |
| IHTG | I Have To Go |
| IHYUWIM | I Hope You Understand What I Mean |
| IIABDFI | If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It |
| IINM | If I'm Not Mistaken |
| IIR | If I Recall |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly |
| IIWM | If It Were Me/Mine |
| IJLS | I Just Like Saying |
| IK | I Know |
| ILI | I Like Ike |
| ILIC | I Laughed, I Cried |
| ILICISCOMK | I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard |
| ILIWTPCT | I Love It When The Plan Comes Together |
| ILN | It Looks Nice |
| ILSHIBAMF | I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture |
| ILSHIBATF | I Laughed So Hard I Broke All The Furniture |
| ILU | I Love You |
| ILY | I Love You |
| IM | Instant Message |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMBO | In My Biased Opinion |
| IMBW | I May Be Wrong |
| IMCAO | In My Completely Arrogant Opinion |
| IMCDO | In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IME | In My Experience |
| IMHBCO | In My Humble But Correct Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Honest/Humble Opinion |
| IMing | Chatting Online |
| IMMOR | I Make My Own Rules |
| IMNSCO | In My Not So Considered Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMNSVHO | In My Not So Very Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMOBIHO | In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion |
| IMOBO | In My Own Biased Opinion |
| IMOHO | In My Occasionally Humble Opinion |
| IMPE | In My Personal/Previous Experience |
| IMPOV | In My Point Of View |
| IMS | I Am Sorry OR I Must Say |
| IMU | I Miss You |
| IMVHO | In My Very Humble Opinion |
| INGSI | I'm Not Gonna Say It |
| INL | I'm Not Laughing |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| INT | I'll Never Tell |
| IOTTMCO | Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer |
| IOU | I Owe You |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IOWTBT | I Only Want To Be Told |
| IPN | I'm Posting/Posing Naked |
| IRC | Internet Relay Chat |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| IRMFI | I Reply Merely For Information |
| IROOC | I've Run Out Of Cigarettes |
| IRSTBO | It Really Sucks The Big One |
| ISAGN | I See A Great Need |
| ISBAB | I Should have Bought A Book |
| ISDN | It Still Does Nothing |
| ISIRTA | I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again |
| ISO | In Search Of |
| ISP | Internet Service Provider |
| ISTM | It Seems To Me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Remember/Recall |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| ITA | I Totally Agree |
| ITAH | Is There Anybody Here |
| ITD | In The Dark |
| ITFA | In The Final Analysis |
| ITGLW&TCDR | If The Good Lord's Willin' and The Creek Don't Rise |
| ITRO | In The Region Of |
| ITRW | In The Real World |
| ITSFWI | If The Shoe Fits, Wear It |
| ITWSBT | I Think We Should Be Told |
| ITYM | I Think You Mean |
| IUCWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| IUIATT | I Use It All The Time |
| IUL | If You Like |
| IUSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| IUTHALORFH | I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her |
| IUTKATS | I Used To Know All That Stuff |
| IWALU | I Will Always Love You |
| IWBIWISI | I Will Believe It When I See It |
| IWBN | It Would Be Nice |
| IWBNI | It Would Be Nice If |
| IWBS | I Was Being Stupid |
| IWIK | I Wish I Knew |
| IWSN | I Want Sex Now |
| IYD | In Your Dreams |
| IYDM | If You Don't Mind |
| IYFEG | Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYKWIMAITYD | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| IYL | If You Like |
| IYO | In Your Opinion |
| IYCWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| IYW | If You Wish |
| J | |
| J/K | Just Kidding OR Joking |
| J2LUK | Just To Let You Know |
| J2LYK | Just To Let You Know |
| J4G | Just For Grins |
| J4SAG | Just For $#!* And Grins |
| J6P | Joe 6-Pack |
| JAM | Just A Minute/Moment |
| JANFU | Joint Army-Navy F$%& Up |
| JAS | Just A Second |
| JASE | Just Another System Error |
| JAWS | Just Another Windows Shell |
| JBOD | Just A Bunch Of Disks |
| JBD | Just A Bunch Of Disks |
| JFF | Just For Fun |
| JFG | Just For Grins |
| JFTR | Just For The Record |
| JFYI | Just For Your Information |
| JIC | Just In Case |
| JK | Just Kidding OR Joking |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JMOOC | Just My Opinion Of Course |
| JPW | Just Plain Weird |
| JTLUK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTYWTK | Just Thought You Wanted To Know |
| JW | Just Wondering |
| K | |
| K | Kiss OR Okay |
| KB | Kiss Back |
| KBD | Keyboard |
| KCBIWIYWI | Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It |
| KDW | Keep Digging, Watson |
| KEAH | Kill Everyone After Hours |
| KHYF | Know How You Feel |
| KIBO | Knowledge In, *(&^%$*& Out |
| KIQ | Keep It Quiet |
| KIS | Keep It Simple |
| KISS | Keep It Simple, Stupid |
| KIT | Keep In Touch OR Keep It Together |
| KMYF | Kiss Me You Fool |
| KOC | Kiss On Cheek |
| KOL | Kiss On Lips |
| KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek |
| KOTL | Kiss On The Lips |
| KTCOOTN | Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup |
| KUTGSAWYAD | Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing |
| KUTGW | Keep Up The Good Work |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean |
| KYHOOYA | Keep Your Head Out Of Your @$$ |
| L | Laugh |
| L | |
| L2BS | Licence To BS |
| L2M | Listening To Music OR Laughing To Myself |
| L8R | Later |
| L8R G8R | Later 'Gater |
| LAN | Local Area Network |
| LART | Loser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool |
| LAY | Looking At You |
| LD | Later Dude |
| LDD | La Dee Da |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship |
| LG | Let's Go |
| LHM | Lord Help Me |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LHU | Lord Help Us |
| LIFER | Lazy Incompetent F$%&#@ Evading Responsibility |
| LIFO | Last In First Out |
| LIRGAS | Like I Really Give A $#!* |
| LIS | Lost In Space |
| LISP | Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis |
| LJBF | Let's Just Be Friends |
| LLAL | Laughing Like A Lunatic |
| LLAP | Live Long And Prosper |
| LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause! |
| LMA | Leave Me Alone |
| LMAO | Laughing My @$$ Off |
| LMAOROTF | Laughing My @$$ Off Rolling On The Floor |
| LMC | Let Me See OR Lost My Connection |
| LMCOA | Lost My Connection Once Again |
| LMFAO | Laughing My F@#$%&* @$$ Off |
| LMIRL | Let's Meet In Real Life |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| LMS | Let Me See |
| LMSO | Laughing My Socks Off |
| LMWIS | Lick Me Where I Sweat |
| LOA | List Of Abbreviations/Acronyms OR Love On Arrival |
| LOIS | Laughing On The Inside |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud OR Lots Of Love |
| LOLA | Laughing Out Loud Again |
| LOLOL | Laughing Out Loud On-Line OR Lots Of Laughing Out Loud |
| LOMBARD | Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead |
| LOML | Light Of My Life |
| LOOL | Laughing Out Outrageously Loud |
| LOQ | Laughing Out Quietly |
| LOWNBTD | Laid Off With Nothing Better To Do |
| LRF | Little Rubber Feet |
| LSFIAB | Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel |
| LSHIPMP | Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants |
| LSHMBB | Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LSHMBIB | Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
| LSHMCIS | Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking |
| LSHMSH | Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts |
| LSHTTARDML | Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg |
| LSP | Less Sensitive Person |
| LTBF | Learn To Be Funny |
| LTIC | Laughing Till I Cry |
| LTIP | Laughing Till I Puke |
| LTM | Listening To Music OR Laughing To Myself |
| LTNC | Long Time, No See |
| LTNS | Long Time, No See |
| LTNT | Long Time, No Type |
| LTR | Later OR Long Term Relationship |
| LTS | Laughing To Self |
| LTUAE | Life, The Universe, And Everything |
| LU4E&A | Love You For Ever And Always |
| LUB | Laughing Under Breath |
| LULAB | Love You Like A Brother |
| LULAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| LULU | Locally Unwanted Land Use |
| LUSER | Loser User |
| LUWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| LWR | Launch When Ready |
| LY | Love You |
| LYL | Love You Lots |
| LYLAB | Love You Like A Brother |
| LYLAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| LYLY | Love You and Leave You |
| LYMI | Love You Mean It |
| LYWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| LZ | Loser! |
| M | |
| M$ | MicroSoft |
| M/F | Male or Female? |
| M8 | Mate |
| MAC | Macintosh |
| MAYB | Mad About You, Baby |
| MBUC | Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence |
| MCIBTY | My Computer Is Better Than Yours |
| MD | More Dirt |
| MEG | Mega Evil Grin |
| MFG | More Friendly Garbage |
| MFTL | My Favourite Toy Language |
| MGB | May God Bless |
| MGD | My Gameboy Died |
| MH | Mostly Harmless |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MHDC | My Hard Drive Crashed |
| MHDC(A) | My Hard Drive Crashed (Again) |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| MIASGB | Make It A Short GoodBye |
| MIL | Mother In Law |
| MIPS | Meaningless Information Per Second |
| ML | More Later |
| MLA | Multiple Letter Acronym |
| MMF | Make Money Fast |
| MMIF | My Mouth Is Full |
| MOE | Middle of Everywhere |
| MOF | Male/Female? OR Matter Of Fact |
| MON | Middle of Nowhere |
| MORF | Male or Female? |
| MOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOSS | Member Of Same Sex |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTH | Humorous Collectibles Forum Variation On Member Of The Month |
| MOTM | Member Of The Month |
| MOTO | Master Of The Obvious |
| MOTOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOTSS | Member Of The Same Sex |
| MP | My Pleasure |
| MPTY | More Power To You |
| MS | MicroSoft, More Of The Same, More $#!* |
| MSG | Message |
| MSMD | Monkey See Monkey Do |
| MSS | Member of The Same Sex |
| MTBF | Mean Time Between Failure |
| MTF | More To Follow |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MUD | Multi User Domain |
| MUG | Multi User Game |
| MUNG | Mash Until No Good |
| MUM | Miss You Much |
| MUSH | Multi User Shared Hallucination |
| MUSM | Miss You So Mush |
| MYM | Miss You Much |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| MYSM | Miss You So Much |
| N | |
| N/A | Not Available, Not Acceptable, Not Applicable |
| N/M | Never Mind |
| N/P | No Problem OR Nosy Parents |
| N1 | Nice One |
| N2S | Needless 2 Say |
| NADT | Not A Darn Thing |
| NAFAIK | Not As Far As I Know |
| NAGI | Not A Good Idea |
| NAHM | Not A Happy Man |
| NAHW | Not A Happy Woman |
| NAJASC | Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer |
| NAJASCYYY | Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer Yadda Yadda Yadda |
| NAK | Not Acknowledged |
| NALOPKT | Not A Lot Of People Know That |
| NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| NAYYY | Not Affiliated Yadda Yadda Yadda |
| NB | Nota Bene |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NBL | Not Bloody Likely |
| NBTD | Nothing Better To Do |
| NC | No Comment |
| NDA | Non-Disclosure Agreement |
| NE1 | Anyone |
| NEM | Nothing Else Matters |
| NERD | National Establishment For Real Dorks |
| NG | No Good |
| NHOH | Never Heard Of Him/Her |
| NHTOB | Never Heard That One Before |
| NIAA | No Idea At All |
| NICBDAT | Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes |
| NIDWTC | No I Don't Want To Chat |
| NIFOC | Nude/Naked In Front Of Computer |
| NIH | Not Invented Here |
| NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard |
| NIME | Not In My Experience |
| NIMFYE | Not In My Front Yard Either |
| NIMTO | Not In My Term Of Office |
| NINO | Nothing In, Nothing Out |