| Chat Room Acronyms | |
| A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W XYZ | |
| 121 | One To One |
| 1FTR | One For The Road |
| 3CG | Three Car Garage |
| 24/7 | 24 hours a day, 7 days a week |
| A | |
| A/S | Age/Sex |
| A/S/L | Age/Sex/Location |
| ASL | Age/Sex/Location |
| AA | Adios Amigo |
| AAAAA | American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| AATk | Always At The Keyboard |
| ABT | About |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete |
| ACK | Acknowledged |
| ACRONYM | Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning |
| ADN | Any Day Now |
| AFAIAA | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR | As Far As I Recall |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAYC | As Far As You're Concerned |
| AFAYK | As Far As You Know |
| AFB | Away From Brain |
| AFC | Away From Computer |
| AFCPS | Any Fool Can Plainly See |
| AFDA | A Few Days Ago |
| AFDB | A Few Days Back |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| AFTP | Anonymous File Transfer Protocol |
| AI | As If! OR Artificial Intelligence |
| AIH | As It Happens |
| AIIC | As If I Care |
| AIR | As I Recall |
| AIS | As I Said |
| AISB | As I Said Before |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AIUI | As I Understand It |
| AIW | As It Was OR As It Were |
| AKA | Also Known As |
| ALA | As Long As |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible |
| AMAP | As Many As Possible |
| AMF | Adios My Friend OR All My Fault |
| AMIGA | A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction |
| AML | All My Love |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| ANSI | American National Standards Institute |
| AOL | America On-Line OR Always Online |
| APAC | All Praise And Credit |
| ARE | Acronym-Rich Environment |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASCII | American Standard Code for Information Interchange |
| ASF | And So Forth |
| ASO | And So On |
| ATB | All The Best |
| ATM | Automatic Teller Machine OR At The Moment |
| ATSL | Along The Same Line |
| ATTN | Attention |
| ATTYOB | Anything That Turns You On Baby |
| AWCIGO | And Where Can I Get One |
| AWGTHTGTATA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again? |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? |
| AWHFY | Are We Having Fun Yet? |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| AWS | As We Speak |
| AWYR | Awaiting Your Reply |
| AYBABTU | All Your Base Are Belong To Us |
| AYCOOYM | Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind |
| AYF | All Your Fault |
| AYK | As You Know |
| AYOR | At Your Own Risk |
| AYPI | And Your Point Is |
| AYT | Are You There? |
| B | |
| B/C | Because |
| B2U | Back To You |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| BAB | Build A Bridge |
| BAC | By Any Chance OR Back At Computer |
| BAD | Bad As Designed |
| BAF | Brain Already Fried |
| BAIC | Boy, Am I Confused |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BANANA | Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody |
| BAS | Big @$$ Smile |
| BASIC | Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
| BB | Be Back |
| BBFN | Bye Bye For Now |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBML | Be Back Much Later |
| BBN | Bye Bye Now |
| BBR | Burnt Beyond Repair |
| BBS | Be Back Soon |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BBW | Big Beautiful Women |
| BC | Because |
| BCC | Blind Carbon Copy |
| BCNU | Be Seeing You |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| BF | Boyfriend |
| BFBI | Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance |
| BFFL | Best Friends For Life |
| BFI | Brute Force and Ignorance |
| BFMI | Brute Force and Massive Ignorance |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BFOG | Blouse Full Of Goodies |
| BG | Big Grin |
| BGUTI | Better Get Used To It |
| BH | Better Half |
| BIC | Back In Character OR Best In Class |
| BICBW | But I Could Be Wrong |
| BIL | Brother In Law |
| BION | Believe It Or Not |
| BITD | Beaten It To Death |
| BK | Because |
| BKA | Better Known As |
| BKAM | Between Keyboard And Monitor |
| BL | Belly Laughing |
| BLT | Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato |
| BLTN | Better Late Than Never |
| BM | Bite Me |
| BMB | Bite My Butt |
| BMOC | Big Man On Campus |
| BMTIPG | Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BNI | Batteries Not Included |
| BOC | But Of Course |
| BOF | Boring Old Fart OR Birds Of A Feather |
| BOFH | Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| BOL | Best Of Luck |
| BOS | Big Orange Switch |
| BOT | Back On Topic |
| BOTE | Back Of The Envelope |
| BOTEC | Back Of The Envelope Calculation |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRBGTGP | Be Right Back Got To Go Pee |
| BRGDS | Best Regards |
| BRS | Big Red Switch |
| BS | Big Smile OR Bull $#!* |
| BSF | But Seriously Folks |
| BSG | Big Smiling Grin OR Broad Sweeping Generalization |
| BSOD | Blue Screen Of Death |
| BST | But Seriously Though |
| BTA | But Then Again |
| BTAICBW | But Then Again I Could Be Wrong |
| BTAIM | Be That As It May |
| BTC | Biting The Carpet |
| BTDT | Been There, Done That |
| BTFT | Been There Fixed That |
| BTHOM | Beats The Hell Outta Me! |
| BTK | Back To Keyboard |
| BTOBD | Be There Or Be Dead |
| BTU | Back To You |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BTY | Back To You |
| BUAF | Butt Ugly ASCII Font |
| BUAG | Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic |
| BUGS | Bloody User Generated Symptoms |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know |
| BWFH | Bastard Webmaster From Hell |
| BWK | Big Wet Kiss |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BWQ | Buzz Word Quotient |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know |
| BWTHDIK | But What The Heck Do I Know |
| BWTHWIK | But What The Heck Would I Know |
| BWWIK | But What Would I Know |
| BYKT | But You Knew That |
| BYKTA | But You Knew That Already |
| BYOB | Bring Your Own Bottle OR Bring Your Own Booze |
| BYORL | Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher |
| C | |
| C | Cool OR See |
| C&G | Chuckle and Grin |
| C/O | In Care Of |
| C4N | Ciao For Now |
| CADET | Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try |
| CATCH | Come Again? That Can't Help! |
| CB | Call Back |
| CBL | Come Back Later |
| CBT | Crying Big Tears |
| CC | Carbon Copy |
| CE | Creative Editing |
| CFD | Call For Discussion |
| CFV | Call For Votes |
| CIC | Christ, I'm Confused |
| CICO | Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CID | Crying In Disgrace |
| CIO | Cut It Out |
| CIS | Computer Information System |
| CLAB | Crying Like A Baby |
| CLI | Command Line Interface |
| CLM | Career Limiting Move |
| CLOAKA | Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms |
| CMIIW | Correct Me If I'm Wrong |
| CNG | Chuckle And Grin |
| CNP | Continued In Next Post |
| CO | Conference |
| COB | Close Of Business |
| COBOL | Programming Language |
| COD | Cash On Delivery |
| COI | Come On In |
| COO | Come On Over |
| COTFL | Crawling On The Floor Laughing |
| CP | Chat Post, Copy Protection, Child Protection |
| CPF | Can Pigs Fly? |
| CRADM | Can't Remember A D@%& Thing |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A F@#$%&* Thing |
| CRBT | Crying Real Big Tears |
| CRPG | Character Role Playing Game OR Computer Role Playing Game |
| CRS | Can't Remember $#!* |
| CS | Cop Shop |
| CSG | Chuckle, Snicker, Grin |
| CSS | Can't Stop Smiling |
| CSW | Can't See Why |
| CSY | Can't Stop Yawning |
| CTTD | Cute Things They Do |
| CTTS | Cute Things They Say |
| CU | See You |
| CU2 | See You, Too |
| CUA | Commonly Used Acronym OR Common User Access |
| CUIAL | See You In Another Life |
| CUIC | See You In Church |
| CUL | Catch You Later OR See You Later |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CUL8TR | See You Later |
| CUO | See You Online |
| CUS | See You Soon |
| CUZ | Because |
| CW | Complete Wank |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CYA | Cover Your @$$ OR See You |
| CYAL8R | See You Later |
| CYL | See You Later |
| CYM | Check Your Mail |
| CYO | See You Online |
| CYPUWIPD | Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down |
| D | |
| D&C | Duck And Cover |
| D/L | DownLoad OR Down Low |
| DAP | Parents Against Dyslexia |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBA | Doing Business As |
| DBAI | Designed By An Idiot |
| DBN | Doing Business, Not |
| DD | Dreaded Disease, Dear Daughter, Darling Daughter |
| DEC | Do Expect Cut |
| DEGT | Don't Even Go There |
| DEU | Dumb End User |
| DFU | Don't Forget Units |
| DGT | Don't Go There |
| DH | Dick Head |
| DIIK | *&^%ed If I Know |
| DIIN | *&^%ed If I Know |
| DIKU | Do I Know You? |
| DIKY | Do I Know You? |
| DIL | Daughter In Law |
| DINK | Double Income, No Kids |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DK | Don't Know |
| DKU | Drop Kick Ugly |
| DL | Download OR Dead Link |
| DLG | Devilish Little Grin |
| DLN | Don't Leave Now |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTDHYWTGLSY | Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya |
| DMML | Don't Make Me Laugh |
| DNA | Did Not Answer |
| DOA | Dead On Arrival OR Dead or Alive |
| DOB | Day Of Birth |
| DOM | Dirty Old Man |
| DOS | Disk Operating System |
| DQMOT | Don't Quote Me On This |
| DRA | Don't Recognize Acronyms |
| DSH | Desperately Seeking Help |
| DTD | Document Type Definition |
| DTHT | Delighted To Hear That |
| DTOKAB | Drop To One Knee And Blow |
| DTP | DeskTop Publishing |
| DTRT | Do The Right Thing |
| DUCT | Did You See That? |
| DUCWIC | Do You See What I See? |
| DUK | Dead Upon Keyboard |
| DW | Don't Worry |
| DWAI | Don't Worry About It |
| DWIM | Do What I Mean |
| DWIMC | Do What I Mean, Correctly |
| DWIMNWIS | Do What I Mean, Not What I Say |
| DWISNWID | Do What I Say, Not What I Do |
| DWOL | Drunk While On Line |
| DYE | *&^% Your Eyes |
| DYHABF | Do You Have A Boyfriend? |
| DYHAGF | Do You Have A Girlfriend? |
| DYHWIH | Do You Hear What I Hear? |
| DYJHI | Don't You Just Hate It |
| DYJHIW | Don't You Just Hate It When |
| DYJHIWTH | Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens |
| DYSWIS | Do You See What I See |
| DYT | Don't You Think |
| DYTS | Don't You Think So |
| E | |
| E2EG | Ear To Ear Grin |
| ECP | Excessive Cross Posting |
| ED | Emotionally Disturbed |
| EDP | Emotionally Disturbed Person |
| EG | Evil Grin OR Example (Also e.g.) |
| EGBOK | Everythin's Going To Be Okay |
| EGC | Extrememly Gruntled Customer |
| EIF | Exercise In Futility |
| EM4BI | Excuse Me For Butting In |
| EMFBI | Excuse Me For Butting In |
| EMML | E-mail Me Later |
| EMP | Excessive Multiple Posting OR Electro Magnetic Pulse |
| EMS | E-Mail Shorthand |
| EMSG | Email Message |
| ENQ | Enquire |
| EOB | End Of Business |
| EOD | End Of Discussion |
| EOF | End Of File |
| EOL | End Of Lecture |
| EOM | End Of Message |
| EOQ | End Of Question/Quote |
| EOS | End Of Show/Story |
| EOT | End Of Thread/Transmission |
| ESOSL | Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter |
| ESP | Especially |
| ETA | Estimated Time of Arrival |
| ETD | Estimated Time of Departure |
| ETLA | Extended Three Letter Acronym |
| EZ | Easy |
| F | |
| F2F | Flesh To Flesh OR Face To Face |
| FAAK | Falling Asleep At Keyboard |
| FAFWOA | For A Friend Without Access |
| FAQ | Frequently Asked Questions |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Question(s) List |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FC | Fingers Crossed |
| FCFS | First Come, First Served |
| FCOL | For Crying Out Loud |
| FDROTFL | Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| FF | French Fry |
| FGS | For Goodness' Sake |
| FICCL | Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less |
| FIFO | First In, First Out |
| FIL | Father In Law |
| FIOFYF | Figure It Out For Yourself, F@#$%& |
| FISH | First In, Still Here |
| FITB | Fill In The Blank |
| FIWOBATLAAI | F$%&ing Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er |
| FKMFATIFKYB | French Kiss My Furry @$$ 'Til It French Kisses You Back! |
| FMN | Forget Me Not |
| FMTEYEWTK | Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMTUEWTK | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMTUEW2K | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMTUW2K | Far More Than You Wanted To Know |
| FMTYEW2K | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMTYEWTK | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMTYW2K | Far More Than You Wanted To Know |
| FMTYWTK | Far More Than You Wanted To Know |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FOAFOAG | Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend |
| FOAG | Father Of A Girlfriend |
| FOC | Free Of Charge |
| FOCLMAO | Fell Off Chair Laughin My @$$ Off |
| FOD | Finger Of Death |
| FOMCL | Falling Off My Chair Laughing |
| FOS | Freedom Of Speech OR Full Of $#!* |
| FOT | Full Of Tripe |
| FOTCL | Falling Off The Chair Laughing |
| FPS | First Person Shooter, For Pete's Sake, Frames Per Second |
| FRE | Frequently Requested Enhancement |
| FRZ | Fruitin' Religious Zealot |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTBOMH | From The Bottom Of My Heart |
| FTF | Face To Face |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTP | File Transfer Protocol |
| FTS | Fixin' To Start |
| FTTT | From Time To Time |
| FU | Follow-Up, F@#$%& Up, Future Use, F$%& You |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt |
| FUP | Follow Up |
| FUP2 | Follow Up To |
| F'UP2 | Follow Up To |
| FURTB | Full Up Ready To Burst |
| FUT | Follow-Up To |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FWMAYOR | F$%& With Me At Your Own Risk |
| FYE | For Your Entertainment |
| FYEO | For Your Eyes Only |
| FYG | For Your Guidance |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| G | |
| G | Grin |
| G1 | Good One |
| G2G | Got To Go |
| G2SU | Glad To See You |
| G2SY | Glad To See You |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAC | Get A Clue |
| GAFIA | Get Away From It All |
| GAFM | Get Away From Me |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GALL | Get A Life, Loser |
| GAP | Girls Against Pregnancy |
| GASP | Go Away, Silly Person |
| GB | God Bless |
| GBH | Great Big Hug |
| GBH&K | Great Big Hug & Kiss |
| GBH&KB | Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back |
| GBKU | God Bless and Keep You |
| GBTM | Get Back To Me |
| GBY | God Bless You |
| GC | Garbage Collect |
| GD&H | Grinning, Ducking & Hiding |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking & Running |
| GD&RF | Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast |
| GD&RVVF | Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast |
| GD&W | Grinning, Ducking & Weaving |
| GD&WVVF | Grinning, Ducking, And Walking Very, Very Fast |
| GDNR | Grinning, Ducking And Running |
| GDNRVVF | Grinning, Ducking And Running Very Very Fast |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GFAK | Go Fly A Kite |
| GFC | Going For Coffee |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GFR | Grim File Reaper |
| GG | Gotta Go, Go Girl, Good Game |
| GGC | Goo Goo Cluster |
| GGG | Giggle |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GGP | Gotta Go Pee |
| GH | Getting Hard |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIRO | Garbage In, Rubbish Out |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I'd Said That |
| GJ | Good Job |
| GL | Good Luck |
| GLG | Good Looking Girl |
| GLGH | Good Luck And Good Hunting |
| GM | Good Morning OR Got Milk |
| GMAB | Give Me A Break |
| GMBO | Giggling My Butt Off |
| GMT | Greenwich Mean Time |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GN | Good Night |
| GO | Get Out |
| GOB | Good'Ol Boy |
| GOI | Get Over It |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| GOL | Giggling Out Loud |
| GOOH | Get Out Of Here |
| GOOMF | Get Out Of My Face |
| GOOML | Get Out Of My Life |
| GOTFIA | Groaning On The Floor In Agony |
| GOWI | Get On With It |
| GPF | General Protection Fault |
| GPY | Grumpy |
| GR | Get Real |
| GR&D | Grinning, Running, And Ducking |
| GR8 | Great |
| GRUIT | Get Real You Impudent Thing |
| GSHIWMP | Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants |
| GTBOS | Glad To Be Of Service |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTH | Go To Hell |
| GTP | Gone To Pee |
| GTSU | Glad To See You |
| GTSY | Glad To See You |
| GTTB | Gee That's Too Bad |
| GUI | Graphical User Interface |
| GW | Getting Wet |
| GWATCDR | God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise |
| H | |
| H | Hug |
| H&K | Hug(s) and Kiss(s) |
| H2 | How To |
| HAB | Hot Asian Babe |
| HABU | Have A Better 'Un |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGU | Have A Good 'Un |
| HAK | Hugs and kisses |
| HAND | Have A Nice Day |
| HB | Hug Back |
| HCB | Holy Cow, Batman! |
| HF | Have Fun |
| HH | Holding Hands |
| HHGTTG | Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame |
| HHO1/2K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOJ | Ha Ha, Only Joking |
| HHOK | Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HHOS | Ha Ha, Only Serious |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| HIB | Have I Been |
| HIG | How's it Going? |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| HILIACACLO | Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off |
| HIWTH | Hate It When That Happens |
| HLOL | Hysterically Laughing Out Loud |
| HLV | Hasta La Vista |
| HLVB | Hasta La Vista, Baby |
| HMP | Help Me Please |
| HMT | Here's My Try |
| HOMPR | Hang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing |
| HORU | How Old Are You |
| HP | Home Page |
| HSIK | How Should I Know |
| HSP | Highly Sensitive Person |
| HTB | Heavens To Betsy |
| HTFSIK | How The F$%& Should I Know |
| HTH | Happy To Help OR Hope That/This Helps |
| HTML | Hyper Text Markup Language |
| HTSI | Hope That Sinks In |
| HTTP | HyperText Transfer Protocol |
| HUA | Heads Up A$$hole |
| HUB | Head Up Butt |
| HUF | Horny Unattached Female |
| HUM | Horny Unattached Male |
| HW | Hardware |
| HWMBI | He Who Must Be Ignored |
| HWUA | Head Way Up @$$ |
| I | |
| IAAA | I Am An Accountant |
| IAAL | I Am A Lawyer |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IAIYH | It's All In Your Head |
| IANAA | I Am Not An Accountant |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IANALBIPOOTV | I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On Tv |
| IANYM | In A New York Minute |
| IARTPFWTSIOWIM | I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means |
| IASH | I Am So Horny |
| IBB | I'll Be Back |
| IBC | Inadequate, But Cute |
| IBM | Internationial Business Machine |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IC | I See |
| ICB | I Care Because |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| ICIHICPCL | I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less |
| ICMP | Internet Control Message Protocol |
| ICTYBTIHTKY | I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You |
| ICUR | I See You Are |
| ICYDK | In Case You Didn't Know |
| ICYI | In Case You're Interested |
| IDBI | I Don't Believe It |
| IDBY | I Don't Believe You |
| IDC | I Don't Care |
| IDD | Indeed |
| IDGI | I Don't Get It |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| IDM | It Doesn't Matter |
| IDMM | It Doesn't Matter to Me |
| IDMTM | It Doesn't Matter To Me |
| IDT | I Don't Think |
| IDTS | I Don't Think So |
| IDTT | I'll Drink To That |
| IDU | I Don't Understand |
| IE | Internet Explorer |
| IFF | If and only If |
| IGGNLTL | I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later |
| IGP | I Gotta Pee |
| IGTP | I Get The Point |
| IHA | I Hate Acronyms |
| IHATCFYB | I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body! |
| IHTBS | It Has To Be Shown |
| IHTG | I Have To Go |
| IHYUWIM | I Hope You Understand What I Mean |
| IIABDFI | If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It |
| IINM | If I'm Not Mistaken |
| IIR | If I Recall |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly |
| IIWM | If It Were Me/Mine |
| IJLS | I Just Like Saying |
| IK | I Know |
| ILI | I Like Ike |
| ILIC | I Laughed, I Cried |
| ILICISCOMK | I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard |
| ILIWTPCT | I Love It When The Plan Comes Together |
| ILN | It Looks Nice |
| ILSHIBAMF | I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture |
| ILSHIBATF | I Laughed So Hard I Broke All The Furniture |
| ILU | I Love You |
| ILY | I Love You |
| IM | Instant Message |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMBO | In My Biased Opinion |
| IMBW | I May Be Wrong |
| IMCAO | In My Completely Arrogant Opinion |
| IMCDO | In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IME | In My Experience |
| IMHBCO | In My Humble But Correct Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Honest/Humble Opinion |
| IMing | Chatting Online |
| IMMOR | I Make My Own Rules |
| IMNSCO | In My Not So Considered Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMNSVHO | In My Not So Very Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMOBIHO | In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion |
| IMOBO | In My Own Biased Opinion |
| IMOHO | In My Occasionally Humble Opinion |
| IMPE | In My Personal/Previous Experience |
| IMPOV | In My Point Of View |
| IMS | I Am Sorry OR I Must Say |
| IMU | I Miss You |
| IMVHO | In My Very Humble Opinion |
| INGSI | I'm Not Gonna Say It |
| INL | I'm Not Laughing |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| INT | I'll Never Tell |
| IOTTMCO | Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer |
| IOU | I Owe You |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IOWTBT | I Only Want To Be Told |
| IPN | I'm Posting/Posing Naked |
| IRC | Internet Relay Chat |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| IRMFI | I Reply Merely For Information |
| IROOC | I've Run Out Of Cigarettes |
| IRSTBO | It Really Sucks The Big One |
| ISAGN | I See A Great Need |
| ISBAB | I Should have Bought A Book |
| ISDN | It Still Does Nothing |
| ISIRTA | I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again |
| ISO | In Search Of |
| ISP | Internet Service Provider |
| ISTM | It Seems To Me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Remember/Recall |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| ITA | I Totally Agree |
| ITAH | Is There Anybody Here |
| ITD | In The Dark |
| ITFA | In The Final Analysis |
| ITGLW&TCDR | If The Good Lord's Willin' and The Creek Don't Rise |
| ITRO | In The Region Of |
| ITRW | In The Real World |
| ITSFWI | If The Shoe Fits, Wear It |
| ITWSBT | I Think We Should Be Told |
| ITYM | I Think You Mean |
| IUCWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| IUIATT | I Use It All The Time |
| IUL | If You Like |
| IUSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| IUTHALORFH | I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her |
| IUTKATS | I Used To Know All That Stuff |
| IWALU | I Will Always Love You |
| IWBIWISI | I Will Believe It When I See It |
| IWBN | It Would Be Nice |
| IWBNI | It Would Be Nice If |
| IWBS | I Was Being Stupid |
| IWIK | I Wish I Knew |
| IWSN | I Want Sex Now |
| IYD | In Your Dreams |
| IYDM | If You Don't Mind |
| IYFEG | Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYKWIMAITYD | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| IYL | If You Like |
| IYO | In Your Opinion |
| IYCWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| IYW | If You Wish |
| J | |
| J/K | Just Kidding OR Joking |
| J2LUK | Just To Let You Know |
| J2LYK | Just To Let You Know |
| J4G | Just For Grins |
| J4SAG | Just For $#!* And Grins |
| J6P | Joe 6-Pack |
| JAM | Just A Minute/Moment |
| JANFU | Joint Army-Navy F$%& Up |
| JAS | Just A Second |
| JASE | Just Another System Error |
| JAWS | Just Another Windows Shell |
| JBOD | Just A Bunch Of Disks |
| JBD | Just A Bunch Of Disks |
| JFF | Just For Fun |
| JFG | Just For Grins |
| JFTR | Just For The Record |
| JFYI | Just For Your Information |
| JIC | Just In Case |
| JK | Just Kidding OR Joking |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JMOOC | Just My Opinion Of Course |
| JPW | Just Plain Weird |
| JTLUK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTYWTK | Just Thought You Wanted To Know |
| JW | Just Wondering |
| K | |
| K | Kiss OR Okay |
| KB | Kiss Back |
| KBD | Keyboard |
| KCBIWIYWI | Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It |
| KDW | Keep Digging, Watson |
| KEAH | Kill Everyone After Hours |
| KHYF | Know How You Feel |
| KIBO | Knowledge In, *(&^%$*& Out |
| KIQ | Keep It Quiet |
| KIS | Keep It Simple |
| KISS | Keep It Simple, Stupid |
| KIT | Keep In Touch OR Keep It Together |
| KMYF | Kiss Me You Fool |
| KOC | Kiss On Cheek |
| KOL | Kiss On Lips |
| KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek |
| KOTL | Kiss On The Lips |
| KTCOOTN | Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup |
| KUTGSAWYAD | Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing |
| KUTGW | Keep Up The Good Work |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean |
| KYHOOYA | Keep Your Head Out Of Your @$$ |
| L | Laugh |
| L | |
| L2BS | Licence To BS |
| L2M | Listening To Music OR Laughing To Myself |
| L8R | Later |
| L8R G8R | Later 'Gater |
| LAN | Local Area Network |
| LART | Loser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool |
| LAY | Looking At You |
| LD | Later Dude |
| LDD | La Dee Da |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship |
| LG | Let's Go |
| LHM | Lord Help Me |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LHU | Lord Help Us |
| LIFER | Lazy Incompetent F$%&#@ Evading Responsibility |
| LIFO | Last In First Out |
| LIRGAS | Like I Really Give A $#!* |
| LIS | Lost In Space |
| LISP | Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis |
| LJBF | Let's Just Be Friends |
| LLAL | Laughing Like A Lunatic |
| LLAP | Live Long And Prosper |
| LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause! |
| LMA | Leave Me Alone |
| LMAO | Laughing My @$$ Off |
| LMAOROTF | Laughing My @$$ Off Rolling On The Floor |
| LMC | Let Me See OR Lost My Connection |
| LMCOA | Lost My Connection Once Again |
| LMFAO | Laughing My F@#$%&* @$$ Off |
| LMIRL | Let's Meet In Real Life |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| LMS | Let Me See |
| LMSO | Laughing My Socks Off |
| LMWIS | Lick Me Where I Sweat |
| LOA | List Of Abbreviations/Acronyms OR Love On Arrival |
| LOIS | Laughing On The Inside |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud OR Lots Of Love |
| LOLA | Laughing Out Loud Again |
| LOLOL | Laughing Out Loud On-Line OR Lots Of Laughing Out Loud |
| LOMBARD | Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead |
| LOML | Light Of My Life |
| LOOL | Laughing Out Outrageously Loud |
| LOQ | Laughing Out Quietly |
| LOWNBTD | Laid Off With Nothing Better To Do |
| LRF | Little Rubber Feet |
| LSFIAB | Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel |
| LSHIPMP | Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants |
| LSHMBB | Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LSHMBIB | Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
| LSHMCIS | Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking |
| LSHMSH | Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts |
| LSHTTARDML | Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg |
| LSP | Less Sensitive Person |
| LTBF | Learn To Be Funny |
| LTIC | Laughing Till I Cry |
| LTIP | Laughing Till I Puke |
| LTM | Listening To Music OR Laughing To Myself |
| LTNC | Long Time, No See |
| LTNS | Long Time, No See |
| LTNT | Long Time, No Type |
| LTR | Later OR Long Term Relationship |
| LTS | Laughing To Self |
| LTUAE | Life, The Universe, And Everything |
| LU4E&A | Love You For Ever And Always |
| LUB | Laughing Under Breath |
| LULAB | Love You Like A Brother |
| LULAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| LULU | Locally Unwanted Land Use |
| LUSER | Loser User |
| LUWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| LWR | Launch When Ready |
| LY | Love You |
| LYL | Love You Lots |
| LYLAB | Love You Like A Brother |
| LYLAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| LYLY | Love You and Leave You |
| LYMI | Love You Mean It |
| LYWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| LZ | Loser! |
| M | |
| M$ | MicroSoft |
| M/F | Male or Female? |
| M8 | Mate |
| MAC | Macintosh |
| MAYB | Mad About You, Baby |
| MBUC | Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence |
| MCIBTY | My Computer Is Better Than Yours |
| MD | More Dirt |
| MEG | Mega Evil Grin |
| MFG | More Friendly Garbage |
| MFTL | My Favourite Toy Language |
| MGB | May God Bless |
| MGD | My Gameboy Died |
| MH | Mostly Harmless |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MHDC | My Hard Drive Crashed |
| MHDC(A) | My Hard Drive Crashed (Again) |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| MIASGB | Make It A Short GoodBye |
| MIL | Mother In Law |
| MIPS | Meaningless Information Per Second |
| ML | More Later |
| MLA | Multiple Letter Acronym |
| MMF | Make Money Fast |
| MMIF | My Mouth Is Full |
| MOE | Middle of Everywhere |
| MOF | Male/Female? OR Matter Of Fact |
| MON | Middle of Nowhere |
| MORF | Male or Female? |
| MOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOSS | Member Of Same Sex |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTH | Humorous Collectibles Forum Variation On Member Of The Month |
| MOTM | Member Of The Month |
| MOTO | Master Of The Obvious |
| MOTOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOTSS | Member Of The Same Sex |
| MP | My Pleasure |
| MPTY | More Power To You |
| MS | MicroSoft, More Of The Same, More $#!* |
| MSG | Message |
| MSMD | Monkey See Monkey Do |
| MSS | Member of The Same Sex |
| MTBF | Mean Time Between Failure |
| MTF | More To Follow |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MUD | Multi User Domain |
| MUG | Multi User Game |
| MUNG | Mash Until No Good |
| MUM | Miss You Much |
| MUSH | Multi User Shared Hallucination |
| MUSM | Miss You So Mush |
| MYM | Miss You Much |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| MYSM | Miss You So Much |
| N | |
| N/A | Not Available, Not Acceptable, Not Applicable |
| N/M | Never Mind |
| N/P | No Problem OR Nosy Parents |
| N1 | Nice One |
| N2S | Needless 2 Say |
| NADT | Not A Darn Thing |
| NAFAIK | Not As Far As I Know |
| NAGI | Not A Good Idea |
| NAHM | Not A Happy Man |
| NAHW | Not A Happy Woman |
| NAJASC | Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer |
| NAJASCYYY | Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer Yadda Yadda Yadda |
| NAK | Not Acknowledged |
| NALOPKT | Not A Lot Of People Know That |
| NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| NAYYY | Not Affiliated Yadda Yadda Yadda |
| NB | Nota Bene |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NBL | Not Bloody Likely |
| NBTD | Nothing Better To Do |
| NC | No Comment |
| NDA | Non-Disclosure Agreement |
| NE1 | Anyone |
| NEM | Nothing Else Matters |
| NERD | National Establishment For Real Dorks |
| NG | No Good |
| NHOH | Never Heard Of Him/Her |
| NHTOB | Never Heard That One Before |
| NIAA | No Idea At All |
| NICBDAT | Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes |
| NIDWTC | No I Don't Want To Chat |
| NIFOC | Nude/Naked In Front Of Computer |
| NIH | Not Invented Here |
| NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard |
| NIME | Not In My Experience |
| NIMFYE | Not In My Front Yard Either |
| NIMTO | Not In My Term Of Office |
| NINO | Nothing In, Nothing Out |
| NIT | Not In Therapy |
| NITS | Nervous In The Service |
| NK | New Kid |
| NLI | Not Logged In |
| NM | Not Much OR Never Mind |
| NMI | No Middle Initial |
| NMJ | Not My Job |
| NMN | No Middle Name |
| NN | Night-Night |
| NNTP | Network News Transfer Protocol |
| NONYA | None Ya Business |
| NOPE | Not On Planet Earth |
| NORWICH | Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home |
| NOYB | None Of Your Business |
| NP | No Problem OR Nosy Parents |
| NPAA | No Problem At All |
| NPF | No Problem Found |
| NPLU | Not People Like Us |
| NPNG | No Pain No Gain |
| NQA | No Questions Asked |
| NQOS | Not Quite Our Sort |
| NQWI | Not Quite With It |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NSS | No $#!*, Sherlock |
| NT | No Text |
| NTDW | Nothing To Do With |
| NTDWI | Nothing To Do With It |
| NTG | Not Too Good |
| NTH | No Therapy Helpful |
| NTIBOA | Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything |
| NTIM | Not That It Matters |
| NTIMM | Not That It Matters Much |
| NTK | Need To Know OR Nice To Know |
| NTL | Nevertheless OR Nonetheless |
| NTTAWWT | Not That There's Anything Wrong With That |
| NTTFLS | Not Till The Fat Lady Sings |
| NTYMI | Now That You Mention It |
| NUI | Network User Identification |
| NW | Next Week OR No Way |
| NYCTMI | Now You Come To Mention It |
| NYM | New York Minute |
| NYP | Not Your Problem |
| O | |
| O | Over |
| OAO | Over And Out |
| OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OB | OBligatory |
| OBE | Overcome By Events |
| OBTW | Oh, By The Way |
| OD | Oh Dear OR Overdose |
| OEM | Original Equipment Manufacturer |
| OFS | One Finger Salute |
| OIC | Oh, I See |
| OJ | Only Joking OR Orange Juice |
| OL | Old Lady |
| OLL | Online Love |
| OM | Old Man |
| OMDB | Over My Dead Body |
| OMFG | Oh My F@#$%&* God |
| OMG | Oh My God |
| OMKC | On My Knees Crying |
| OMKP | On My Knees Praying |
| OMW | On My Way |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again |
| OO | Over And Out |
| OOC | Out Of Character |
| OOI | Out Of Interest |
| OOP | Out Of Production |
| OOS | Out Of Sight |
| OOSOOM | Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind |
| OOT | Out Of Town |
| OOTB | Out Of The Box |
| OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment |
| OP | Original Poster |
| OPL | Obvious Panty Line |
| ORN | Oh Really now |
| OS | Operating System |
| OS/2 | Obsolete Soon, Too |
| OSIF | Oh $#!*, I Forgot |
| OSIM | Oh Shoot It's Monday |
| OSLT | Or Something Like That |
| OSOM | Out of Sight Out of Mind |
| OSU | Officially Sanctioned User |
| OT | Off Topic OR On Topic |
| OT1H | On The One Hand |
| OTBE | Over Taken By Events |
| OTC | Over The Counter |
| OTD | Out The Door |
| OTF | On The Floor OR On The Phone |
| OTK | Over The Knee |
| OTL | Out To Lunch |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| OTOOH | On The Other Other Hand |
| OTOS | On The Other Side |
| OTT | Over The Top |
| OTTH | On The Third Hand |
| OTTOMH | Off The Top Of My Head |
| OTTOMHAROO | Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds |
| OTTOMHAROOB | Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds |
| OTW | On The Way |
| OUSU | Oh, You Shut Up! |
| OW | Oh Well |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| OYKKAA | On Your Knees Kissing @$$ Again |
| OYW | On Your Way |
| P | |
| P2P | Peer To Peer |
| P911 | Parents Coming |
| PA | Parent Alert |
| PABG | Pack A Big Gun |
| PAL | Parents Are Listening |
| PANB | Parents Are Nearby |
| PANS | Pretty Awesome New Stuff |
| PAW | Parents Are Watching |
| PBD | Programmer Brain Damage |
| PBM | Play By Mail (Games) |
| PCB | Please Call Back |
| PCMCIA | Personal Computer Memory Card International Association |
| PCO | Please Carry On |
| PCYLIHOONL | Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left |
| PD | Public Domain |
| PDA | Public Display of Affection OR Personal Digital Assistant |
| PDE | Puppy Dog Eyed |
| PDN | Public Data Network |
| PDQ | Pretty *&^% Quick |
| PDS | Please Don't Shoot |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
| PEBKAC | Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair |
| PEST | Please Excuse Slow Typing |
| PF&HOMW | Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall |
| PFM | Pure F@#$%&* Magic |
| PG | Pretty Good |
| PGY | Post Graduate Year |
| PHA | Perfectly Hopeless @$$ |
| PHB | Pointy Haired Boss |
| PHD | Piled Higher And Deeper OR Push Here Dummy |
| PIMP | Pee In My Pants |
| PITA | Pain In The @$$ |
| PITBY | Put It In Their Back Yard |
| PKB | Pot, Kettle, Black! |
| PLBKAC | Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair |
| PLMK | Please Let Me Know |
| PLMKO | Please Let Me Know, Ok? |
| PLOKTA | Press Lots Of Keys To Abort |
| PLS | Please |
| PLUR | Peace Love Unity Respect |
| PLZ | Please |
| PM | Private/Personal Message/Mail |
| PMBI | Pardon My Butting In |
| PMETC | Pardon Me Etc |
| PMFBI | Pardon Me For Butting In |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PMFJIB | Pardon Me For Jumping In, But |
| PMFJIH | Pardon Me For Jumping In Here |
| PMIGBOM | Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In |
| PML | Pissing Myself Laughing |
| PMP | Peed/Peeing My Pants |
| PMS | Pretty Much Sucks |
| PMYMHMMFSWGAD | Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A *&^% |
| PMYMHMMFSWGAS | Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A $#!* |
| POAHF | Put On A Happy Face |
| POC | Peeping Other Chatters OR Prisoner Of Chat |
| POD | Piece Of Data |
| POETS | Piss Off Early/Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday |
| POITS | Piss On It Tomorrow's Saturday |
| POM | Phase Of The Moon |
| POP | Point Of Presence OR Post Office Protocol |
| POQ | Piss Off Quickly |
| POQADCB | Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back! |
| POS | Piece Of $#!* OR Person Over Shoulder |
| POTC | Peck On The Cheek |
| POTS | Plain Old Telephone Service |
| POV | Point Of View |
| PPL | People |
| PPN | Programmer Project Number |
| PPP | Petty Pet Peeve OR Point To Point Protocol |
| PPPP | Previous Paragraph Was Polemical Position |
| PPPPPT | Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together |
| PPTSPAHS | Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauc |
| PS | Postscript, Pit Stop, Playstation |
| PS2 | Playstation 2 |
| PT | Physical Training |
| PTB | Powers That Be |
| PTL | Praise the Lord |
| PTM | Please Tell Me |
| PTMM | Please Tell Me More |
| PTO | Patent And Trademark Office OR Please Turn Over |
| PU | That Stinks |
| PYS | Pack Your Stuff |
| Q | |
| Q&A | Questions & Answers |
| QDPSH | Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker |
| QDSM | Quick and Dirty Solution Manager |
| QED | Quite Easily Done |
| QRT | Quit Receiving/Transmitting |
| QSL | Reply |
| QSO | Conversation |
| QT | Cutie/Quiet |
| R | |
| R | Are |
| RA | Research Assistant OR Resident Assistant |
| RAEBNC | Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment |
| RAK | Random Act Of Kindness |
| RAW | Rules As Written |
| RBS | Really Big Screen |
| RE | Regarding |
| REMF | Rear Echelon Mother F@#$%& |
| RFC | Request For Comments |
| RFD | Request For Discussion |
| RFI | Request For Information |
| RFT | Request For Thinking |
| RGDS | Regards |
| RHIP | Rank Has Its Privileges |
| RIP | Rest In Peace |
| RL | Real Life |
| RLCO | Real Life Conference |
| RMA | Return Merchandise Authorization |
| RNA | Ring, No Answer |
| ROFFNAR | Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason |
| ROFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROFLABAOTP | Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place |
| ROFLAHMS | Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides |
| ROFLAHMSL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing |
| ROFLASC | Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat |
| ROFLASTC | Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat |
| ROFLBSAOTP | Rolling On the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place |
| ROFLBTC | Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet |
| ROFLBTCUTS | Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop |
| ROFLGO | Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out |
| ROFLHOLCBF | Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers |
| ROFLHOLCCF | Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur |
| ROFLHOLCDF | Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur |
| ROFLMAO | Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @$$ Off |
| ROFLMAOAPMP | Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @$$ Off And Peeing My Pants |
| ROFLMAOAY | Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @$$ Off At You |
| ROFLMAOOL | Rolling On The Floor Lauging My @$$ Off Out Loud |
| ROFLMAOPIMP | Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @$$ Off Peeing In My Pants |
| ROFLMAOWPIMP | Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @$$ Off While Peeing In My Pants |
| ROFLMAOWTIME | Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @$$ Off With Tears In My Eyes |
| ROFLMBO | Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off |
| ROFLMHO | Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off |
| ROFLOL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| ROFLOLPIMP | Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants |
| ROFLOLVH | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard |
| ROFLSHIPMP | Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants |
| ROFLSTC | Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat |
| ROFLSTCIIHO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One |
| ROFLTC | Rolling On the Floor Licking The Glue |
| ROFLUTS | Rolling On the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak |
| ROFLWMK | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Wet My Knickers |
| ROFPML | Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing |
| ROFTTPOF | Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames |
| ROL | Raffing Out Loud |
| ROTBA | Reality On The Blink Again |
| ROTF | Rolling On The Floor |
| ROTFFNAR | Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLABAOTP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place |
| ROTFLACGU | Rolling On The Floor And Can't Get Up |
| ROTFLAHMS | Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides |
| ROTFLAPMP | Rolling On The Floor And Peeing My Pants |
| ROTFLASTC | Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat |
| ROTFASTC | Rolling On The Floor And Scaring The Cat |
| ROTFLBSAOTP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place |
| ROTFLBTC | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet |
| ROTFLBTCASTC | Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat |
| ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO | Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One |
| ROTFLBTCUTS | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop |
| ROTFLGO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out |
| ROTFLHOLCBF | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers |
| ROTFLHOLCCF | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur |
| ROTFLHOLCDF | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur |
| ROTFLMAAOBPO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ And Other Body Parts Off |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off |
| ROTFLMAOAPMP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off And Peeing My Pants |
| ROTFLMAOAY | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off At You |
| ROTFLMAOPIMP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off Peeing In My Pants |
| ROTFLMAOWPIMP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off While Peeing In My Pants |
| ROTFLMAOWTIME | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off With Tears In My Eyes |
| ROTFLMBO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off |
| ROTFLMHO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off |
| ROTFLMTO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Tail Off |
| ROTFLOL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| ROTFLOLPIMP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants |
| ROTFLSHIPMP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants |
| ROTFLSTC | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat |
| ROTFLSTCIIHO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One |
| ROTFLTC | Rolling On The Floor Licking The Glue |
| ROTFLUTS | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak |
| ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO | Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My @$$ And Other Body Parts Off |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RPG | Role Playing Game |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RT | Real Time |
| RTD | Read The Documentation |
| RTFAQ | Read The FAQ |
| RTI | Real Time Interruption |
| RTM | Read The Message/Manual |
| RTS | Read The Screen |
| RTSM | Read The Stupid Manua/Message |
| RUMF | Are You Male Or Female? |
| RUMOF | Are You Male Or Female? |
| RUOK | Are You OK? |
| RWT | Repeat Whole Thing |
| RYFM | Read Your F@#$%*& Manual |
| S | |
| S | Smile OR Sigh |
| S&N | Smile And Nod |
| S/O | Someone |
| S/TH | Something |
| S2BX | Soon To Be Ex |
| S4L | Spam For Life |
| SASB | Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly |
| SAYOR | Speak At Your Own Risk |
| SB | Smiles Back |
| SBB | Stupid Beyond Belief |
| SBCN | Sitting Behind The Computer Naked |
| SBID | *&^%ty But It'll Do |
| SCNR | Sorry, Could Not Resist |
| SCSI | System Can't See It |
| SDIHTT | Someday I'll Have The Time |
| SEC | Second |
| SED | Said Enough Darling |
| SEG | $#!* Eating Grin |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem |
| SETE | Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SF | Science Fiction OR Surfer Friendly |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFLA | Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
| SFSG | So Far So Good |
| SFT | Sorry For That |
| SGML | Standardized General Markup Language |
| SH | $#!* Happens |
| SHCOON | Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose |
| SHID | Slaps Head In Disgust |
| SHIT | Sure Happy It's Tuesday/Thursday |
| SHLH | Sitting Here Lauging Hysterically |
| SHM | $#!* Happens, Mate |
| SHTS | Spit Hitting The Spam |
| SHTSI | Somebody Had To Say It |
| SICS | Sitting In Chair Snickering |
| SIG | Special Interest Group |
| SIIC | See If I Care |
| SIIN | Stuffed If I Know! |
| SIL | Sister/Son In Law |
| SIMCA | Sitting In My Chair Amused |
| SITD | Still In The Dark |
| SIU | Suck It Up |
| SLATFATF | So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish |
| SLIP | Serial Line Internet Protocol |
| SLV | C'est la vie |
| SMAO | Showing My @$$ Off |
| SMAR | Suck My @$$ Raw |
| SME | Subject Matter Expert |
| SMO | Serious Mode On |
| SMOF | Secret Masters Of Fandom |
| SMOFF | Serious Mode Off |
| SMOP | Small Matter Of Programming |
| SMTP | Simple Mail Transfer Protocol |
| S/N | Serial Number |
| SN | Serial Number |
| SNAC | Sitting Naked At Computer |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All F$%&#@ Up |
| SNERT | Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager |
| SNR | Signal to Noise Ratio |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SOB | Son Of a B#$%& |
| SOI | Stink/Stunk On Ice |
| SOL | $#!* Out Of Luck |
| SOMY | Sick Of Me Yet? |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure OR Stay Off the Pipe |
| SOS | Same Old $#!*, Same Old Story, Someone Special |
| SOSDD | Same Old $#!* Different Day |
| SOSO | Same Old, Same Old |
| SOT | Short Of Time |
| SOTMG | Short Of Time Must Go |
| SOVS | Someone Very Special |
| SOW | Speaking Of Which |
| SP | sorry for bad SPelling |
| SPAM | Slang Name For Unsolicited Commercial Email |
| SS | So Sleepy OR Smiling Sweetly |
| SSB | Smiling Sweetly Back |
| SSDD | Same Stuff/$#!*, Different Day |
| SSEWBA | Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms |
| SSIA | Subject Says It All |
| ST | So There |
| STBY | Sucks To Be You |
| ST-DS9 | Star Trek, Deep Space 9 |
| STS | So To Speak |
| ST-TNG | Star Trek, The Next Generation |
| ST-TOS | Star Trek, The Original Series |
| ST-VOY | Star Trek, Voyager |
| STW | Search The Web |
| SUCDIC | Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge |
| SUFID | Screwing Up Face In Disgust |
| SUNOILTY | Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You |
| SUP | What's Up? |
| SUSFU | Situation Unchanged, Still F@#$%& Up |
| SUYP | Shut Up You Pervert |
| SW | Software, Starwars, Says Who, So What |
| SWAK | Sealed With A Kiss |
| SWALK | Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
| SWDYRTW | Since When Do You Rule The Web? |
| SWL | Screaming With Laughter |
| SWMBO | She Who Must Be Obeyed |
| SW-SE | Star Wars Special Edition |
| SWYP | So What's Your Problem? |
| SYDWBY | See Ya, Don't Wanna Be Ya |
| SYIC | See You In Cyberspace |
| SYITFP | See You In The Funny Pages |
| SYL | See You Later |
| SYS | See You Soon |
| SYSOP | System Operator |
| SYT | See You Tonight OR Sweet Young Thing |
| T | |
| TA | Thanks Again |
| TADT | They All Do That |
| TAF | That's All, Folks! |
| TAFN | That's All For Now |
| TAFT | That's A Frightening Thought |
| TAM | Tenner A Month |
| TANJ | There Ain't No Justice |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TANSTAASQ | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question |
| TAW | Teacher(s) Is/Are Watching |
| TBC | To Be Continued |
| TBDL | To Be Discussed Later |
| TBDML | To Be Discussed Much Later |
| TBE | To Be Expected |
| TBH | To Be Honest |
| TBNT | Thanks But No Thanks |
| TBYB | Try Before You Buy |
| TC | Telephone Call OR Take Care |
| TCB | Taking Care Of Business OR Trouble Came Back |
| TCBY | Taking Care Of Business, Ya'll |
| TCD | The Cat's Dead |
| TCOB | Take Care Of Business |
| TCOY | Take Care Of Yourself |
| TDD | The Dog's Dead |
| TDM | Too *&^% Many |
| TE | The End |
| TEOTWAWKI | The End Of The World As We Know It |
| TFDS | That's For *&^% Sure! |
| TFH | ThreD fROM H#$% |
| TFN | Thanks For Nothing |
| TFTT | Thanks For The Tip/Thought |
| TGAL | Think Globally, Act Locally |
| TGFTCL | Thank God For The Chat Line |
| TGIF | Thank God/Goodness It's Friday |
| TGTF | Thank God Tomorrow's Friday |
| THHGTTG | The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy |
| THNX | Thanks |
| THX | Thanks |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TIATLG | Truly, I Am The Living God |
| TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TIE | Take It Easy |
| TILII | Tell It Like It Is |
| TIMTOWTDI | There Is More Than One Way To Do It |
| TINALO | This Is Not A Legal Opinion |
| TINAR | This Is Not A Recommendation |
| TINC | There Is No Cabal |
| TINSTAAFL | There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TINWIS | That Is Not What I Said |
| TIP | To Insure Promptness |
| TIWTGLGG | This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes |
| TJATAW | Truth, Justice, And The American Way |
| TLA | Three-Letter Acronym |
| TLC | Tender Loving Care |
| TLG | The Living God |
| TLK2UL8R | Talk To You Later |
| TLK2YL8R | Talk To You Later |
| TLKTUL8R | Talk To You Later |
| TLKTYL8R | Talk To You Later |
| TLTB | Thank you Linesmen, Thank you Ballboys |
| TM | Trust Me, Tomorrow |
| TMI | Too Much Information |
| TMIKTLIU | The More I Know, The Less I Understand |
| TMSHTF | Too Much $#!* Hit The Fan |
| TMTLTBMG | There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl |
| TMTOWTDT | There's More Than One Way To Do This |
| TN | Telnet |
| TNOTB | The Number Of The Beast |
| TNOTVS | Theres Nothing On Tv So |
| TNSO | Temptingly Naked Significant Other |
| TNT | Till Next Time |
| TNTC | Too Numerous To Count |
| TNX | Thanks |
| TOBAL | There Oughta Be A Law |
| TOBG | This Oughta Be Good |
| TOPCA | Till Our Paths Cross Again |
| TOY | Thinking Of You |
| TPAE | The Possibilities Are Endless |
| TPS | This Program Sucks |
| TPSS | This Program Sucks Severely |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TQM | Total Quality Management |
| TRATEOTU | The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe |
| TRDMC | Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
| TS | Tough $#!* |
| TSIA | Title Says It All |
| TSJD | Texas Size Jelly Donut |
| TSOHF | Total Sense Of Humor Failure |
| TSR | Terminate And Stay Resident Program OR Totally Stupid Rules |
| TT | Take That |
| TTA | This Time Around |
| TTBE | That's To Be Expected |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTL4N | That's The Lot For Now |
| TTLFN | That's The Lot For Now |
| TTM | To The Moderator |
| TTS | Tiny Tit Syndrome |
| TTT | Thought That Too |
| TTTH | Talk To The Hand |
| TTUL | Talk To You Later |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| TTYRS | Talk To You Real Soon |
| TTYS | Talk To You Soon |
| TTYT | Talk To You Tomorrow |
| TU | Thank You |
| TUFD | The User File Died |
| TVM | Thanks Very Much |
| TWAIN | Technology Without An Interesting Name |
| TWIMC | To Whom It May Concern |
| TWIWI | That Was Interesting, Wasn't It |
| TWYAS | That's What You All Say |
| TWYT | That's What You Think |
| TX | Thanks |
| TY | Thank You |
| TYCLO | Turn Your Caps Lock Off |
| TYLE | Took You Long Enough |
| TYP | Thank You Partner |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
| U | |
| U | You |
| U/L | Upload |
| U2 | You Too |
| UAE | Unrecoverable Application Error |
| UBD | User Brain Damage |
| UCCOM | You Can Count On Me |
| UCE | Unsolicited Commercial E-mail |
| UDS | Ugly Domestic Scene |
| UIAM | Unless I Am Mistaken |
| UL | Upload |
| UNA | Use No Acronyms |
| UNCLE | Unified Nuclear Coalition Of Latvian Emigrants |
| UOK | Are You Okay? |
| UOM | You Owe Me |
| UOM$ | You Owe Me Money |
| UPGS | Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome |
| UR | You Are OR Your |
| URL | Uniform Resource Locator |
| URLCM | You Are Welcome |
| USAFU | Un-Serviceable, All F@#$%& Up |
| USU | Usually |
| UTC | Under The Counter |
| UTSL | Use The Source, Luke |
| UTT | Under The Table |
| UW | You're Welcome |
| V | |
| VBEG | Very Big Evil Grin |
| VBG | Very Big Grin |
| VBS | Very Big Smile |
| VBSEG | Very Big $#!* Eating Grin |
| VC | Virtual Community |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin |
| VES | Very Evil Smile |
| VETLA | Very Enhanced TLA |
| VFM | Value For Money |
| VH | Virtual Hug |
| VLSTGLOI | Vodka, Lime, Soda, Tall Glass, Lots Of Ice |
| VPH | Visible Panty Line |
| VR | Virtual Reality |
| VT | Virtual Time |
| VWD | Very Well Done |
| VWG | Very Wicked Grin |
| VWS | Very Wicked Smile |
| W | Wink OR Whatever |
| W | |
| W/ | With |
| W/E | Whatever |
| W/O | Without |
| W2G | Way To Go |
| W2GP | Want To Go Private |
| W8 | Wait |
| W8ING | Waiting |
| WAB | What A Bummer OR What, Another Bill |
| WAC | What A Crock |
| WAD | Without A Doubt |
| WADR | With All Due Respect |
| WAEF | When All Else Fails |
| WAF | Wife Acceptance Factor |
| WAG | Wild @$$ Guess |
| WALOC | What A Load Of Crap |
| WAM | Wait A Minute |
| WAMKSAM | Why Are My Kids Staring At Me? |
| WAN | Wide Area Network |
| WAUF | Where Are You From? |
| WB | Write Back OR Welcome Back |
| WBASAP | Write Back As Soon As Possible |
| WBMBF | Wanna Be My Boy Friend |
| WBMGF | Wanna Be My Girl Friend |
| WBS | Write Back Soon |
| WCAGA | What Comes Around, Goes Around |
| WCTYBTWHTKY | We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You |
| WD | Well Done |
| WDALUIC | Who Died And Left You In Charge? |
| WDALYIC | Who Died And Left You In Charge? |
| WDO | Well Done Opponents |
| WDOI | Wouldn't Dream Of It |
| WDYC | Who Do I Call |
| WDYLL | What Do You Look Like? |
| WDYM | What Do You Mean? |
| WDYMBT | What Do You Mean By That? |
| WDYT | What Do You Mean |
| WDYW | What Do You Want? |
| WE | Whatever |
| WFHIT | What Fresh Hell Is This? |
| WFM | Works For Me |
| WG | Wicked Grin |
| WGACA | What Goes Around Comes Around |
| WGAS | Who Gives A $#!* |
| WGBTY | Will Get Back To You |
| WGTG | Well, Got To Go |
| WH | What's Happening |
| WIBAMU | Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle |
| WIBNI | Wouldn't It Be Nice If |
| WIBNIF | Wouldn't If Be Nice If |
| WIIFM | What's In It For Me |
| WIMP | Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing |
| WINDOWS | Microsoft Operating System |
| WISP | Winning Is So Pleasurable |
| WIYGW | Write If You Get Work |
| WLYK | Will Let You Know |
| WMMOWS | Wash My Mouth Out With Soap |
| WNOHGB | Where No One Has Gone Before |
| WOA | Work Of Art |
| WOB | Waste Of Bandwidth |
| WOCAB | Who, Of Course, Are Bastards |
| WOE | Way Of Eating OR World Of Entertainment |
| WOFTAM | Waste Of Flaming Time And Money |
| WOL | Way Of Life, Wake-On-LAN, Win Or Lose |
| WOLF | Witless One Line Followup |
| WOM | Word Of Mouth |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time |
| WOWF | Witless One Word Followup |
| WRATGAS | Who Really And Truly Gives A $#!* |
| WRT | With Respect To OR With Regard To |
| WRU | Who Are You |
| WSD | Willing Suspension Of Disbelief |
| WSLS | Win Some, Lose Some |
| WT | Without Thinking |
| WTG | Way To Go |
| WTGP | Want To Go Private |
| WTH | What/Who The Heck? |
| WTTC | Welcome To The Club |
| WTTM | Without Thinking Too Much |
| WTY | Waving To You |
| WU | What's Up? |
| WUF | Where Are You From? |
| WWW | World Wide Web |
| WWYL | When Will You Learn |
| WYF | Where Are You From? |
| WYGIWYAF | What You Get Is What You Asked For |
| WYGIWYG | What You Got Is What You Get |
| WYGIWYPF | What You Get Is What You Pay For |
| WYLABOCTGWTR | Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? |
| WYLASOMWTC | Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? |
| WYMOWS | Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap! |
| WYP | What's Your Point? |
| WYSBANRTWYG | What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get |
| WYSBYGI | What You See Before You Get It |
| WYSIOSALLLWYMG | What You See Is Or Should At Least Look Like What You Might Get |
| WYSIWYD | What You See Is What You Deserve |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| WYSOH | Where's Your Sense Of Humor? |
| WYTTIWTK | What You Tell Them Is What They Know |
| WYTYSYDG | What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get |
| X Y Z | |
| XYL | Ex Young Lady |
| XYZ | Examine Your Zipper |
| Y | Why |
| Y2K | Year 2000 |
| Y3 | Yada Yada Yada |
| YAA | Yet Another Acronym |
| YABA | Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
| YABSA | Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym |
| YAC | Are You Available To Chat? |
| YADS | Yet Another Dos Shell |
| YAFIYGI | You Asked For It, You Got It |
| YANETUT | You Are Not Expected To Understand This |
| YAOTM | Yet Another Off-Topic Message |
| YAP | Yet Another Ploy |
| YBS | You'll Be Sorry |
| YBTMFML | You Belong To Me Forever My Love |
| YBYSA | You Bet Your Sweet @$$ |
| YCDBWYCID | You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down! |
| YCLIU | You Can Look It Up |
| YD | Yesterday OR You're Dead |
| YFTR | Yust For That Reason |
| YG | Young Gentleman |
| YGLT | You're Gonna Love This |
| YGTBK | You've Got To Be Kidding |
| YGTBSM | You've Got To Be *&^%ting Me! |
| YGWYPF | You Get What You Pay For |
| YHBM | You Have Bin Mail |
| YHBT | You Have Been Trolled |
| YHBW | You Have Been Warned |
| YHGASP | You Have Got A Serious Problem |
| YHGASPL | You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad! |
| YHGMTPO | You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of |
| YHL | You Have Lost |
| YHM | You Have Mail |
| YHMOAU | You Have Messed One Acronym Up |
| YHTBT | You Had To Be There |
| YIB | Yeah, I'll Bet |
| YKIYEI | You Killed It, You Eat It |
| YKWIM | You Know What I Mean |
| YKYARW | You Know You're A Redneck When |
| YKYB | You Know You've Been |
| YKYBOTLW | You Know You've Been On-line Too Long When |
| YL | Young Lady |
| YM | You're Mean OR Young Man |
| YMMD | You Made My Day |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
| YOYO | You're On Your Own |
| YR | Yeah Right |
| YS | You Suck |
| YSS | You Suck Severely |
| YTM | You The Man |
| YW | You're Welcome |
| YWHOL | Yelling "Woo Hoo" Out Loud |
| YWSYLS | You Win Some, You Lose Some |
| YYY | Yeah, Yeah, Yeah |
| ZA | Zero Administration |